If You've Read One 80-Year-Old Surfing Priest Story, You've Read 'em All

Anyone who's been hankering to read about a beloved 80-year-old priest who surfs and is a competitive swimmer, have I got the link for you. Really, it's a great read.

Our token office Dem goes to this priest's church and says, "He's an incredible man who inspires us all with his seemingly unending knowledge."