Oh No! I'm A Tancrado Guy!

Tom Tancrado's a nice enough guy, I suppose, but that whole "bomb Mecca" thing really, really puts me off.

"Bomb Mecca" is OK if you're OK with terrorist-like killing of innocents and can stomach the idea of turning the entire world against you, and it's OK if you're the sort of guy or gal who would support Jack D. Ripper for president.

But it's not OK if you want to make a serious effort at actually winning the war on terror.

So it was with a bit of a shock that I found out that I'm a Tom Tancrado guy.

Not just any Tom Tancrado guy, but a 100% Tom Tancrado guy.

I found all this out, much to my chagrin, by filling out the Candidate Calculator, a quickie questionnaire hosted by VA Joe.com. Go ahead and try it yourself; it just takes a minute.

I hope to God you don't find out you're a Hillary person. Or worse, a Kucinich guy.