Quote Of The Day: Paris' Peace Plan Edition

The nation's capital hasn't seen such concentrated wisdom in one place since Paris Hilton dined alone at the Hooters on Connecticut Avenue.
-- John Podhoretz

He's writing of course of the (hot!) Iraq Study Group report. Another passage fromPodhoretz' well worth it read:

Oh, and what about that war in Iraq, the ostensible subject of the Study Group's work?

Well, we're losing it, and there's no way we can win it, and we don't have enough troops to do it, and we can't get any more troops, and the ones we can get will be tired and mad, but we shouldn't pull out of Iraq because, after all, that would be a disaster.

But don't worry, everybody! Iran and Syria will save our bacon! All that needs to happen is for Israel to cease to exist!

Nice work, ISG. Paris is buying a celebratory round at Hooters. Get thee there and get thee gone.

hat-tip: Jim
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