Cheat-Seeking Missles

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Terrorists Strike In L.A.

The Animal Liberation Front almost killed a 70 year old woman in L.A. on June 30 (sorry for being late on this ... I was on vacation back then). From AP:
Federal authorities have announced a $30,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those who tried to firebomb the home of a UCLA professor.

The Animal Liberation Front has claimed responsibility for the June 30 attack, which failed because the "Molotov cocktail" was left at the wrong house, according to the FBI.

The target was Lynn Fairbanks, a primate researcher at University of California, Los Angeles. Instead, the bottle filled with a flammable liquid was left on the porch of a 70-year-old neighbor.

FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller has said if the device had functioned properly, it would have been difficult for the woman to escape.
These guys are usually tough to catch ... but in this case, they were stupid enough to not read addresses right. They'll be stupid enough to get caught. Hope they enjoy jail. I hope they get assigned to the kitchen, specifically, to the meat-cooking detail.

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