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Monday, July 17, 2006

Liberals Crossing Into Canada?

Chron Watch received an interesting news (?) story from Canada, expressing concerns about growing numbers of Libs crossing the border, "who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O’Reilly." Here's an excerpt:

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of Sociology professors, animal-rights activists, and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry.

"He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay." ...

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said.

"I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a pleasant little Napa Valley cabernet, though."

It's a pleasant break from all the heavy news of the day.

h/t Jim
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