The Overwhelming Desire To Rear-End
"Animals are little people in fur coats" summarizes everything wrong with the environmental movement: The refusal to accept that Man is on top of the global pecking order for a reason.
"Draft SUV drivers first" would be OK if there were a draft. But I prefer "Draft self-righteous Lefties in polluting old Accords first."
"End US Imperialism" makes no sense since it ended in the 1800s after not much of a run at all.
"Imagine no handguns" when Kevin Cooper or Gary Ridgway or Willie Horton come a-knockin'.
"Give peace a chance" is a fine idea, but it ought to be in Arabic.
What, no "Kerry/Edwards?" Embarrassed?