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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Felonious Friends Of Bill

How many convictions grew out of the formal investigations (Starr, Smaltz, campaign finance) of the Clinton administration?
Drug trafficking (3); racketeering, extortion, bribery(4); tax evasion, kickbacks, embezzlement (2); fraud (12); conspiracy (5); fraudulent loans, illegal gifts(1); illegal campaign contributions(5); money laundering (6)
What was the average number of "I can't recall" type of memory failures by the Clinton circus in their various under-oath appearances?
237
And how many under-oath memory lapses did Bill have during the Paula Jones testimony alone?
271
Hm. So Clinton really was above average ...

There's much more fun stuff at the Official Clinton Stat Board.

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