Great Moments In Denials

Philly pitcher Ugueth Urbina has been arrested over a little incident where...

Urbina and a group of men allegedly attacked five workers with machetes and poured gasoline on them in an attempt to set them on fire. All five were injured, some of them with cuts and one with burns on the back and right arm.

In a jailhouse interview, Urbina reached this zenith in the world of denial:

"Right now we aren't going to do anything to deny things that aren't true."

h/t The token Dem. Source