Cheat-Seeking Missles

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I'm A Wuss -- A Chick Beat Me!


So how many five year olds do you think you can beat up? I mean really smash up the little boogers; use them as weapons; show them no mercy.

(This must be good for something, right? But I have to admit I'm having a little problem getting the applicability of this test. Maybe because I'm not a grandfather yet ....)

Anyway, I got here via The Nose On Your Face -- who whupped me pretty bad and who, in turn got to the site from Rachel Lucas -- who topped my score by one bratty five year old.

But look at her! She's 22 years my junior, obviously has a serious nasty streak, and appears to have just a wee bit less body fat on her ... and besides, she's wearing a helmet!