Happy As A Drunk Donkey Eating Figs

He, I just found out, was a Greek philosopher who reputedly died of laughter after watching his drunken donkey attempt to eat figs. Sounds like a a fine way to go.
For more deaths down through the centuries, as bizarre as Chrysippus' -- most of them vaguely humorous, but a few sickeningly upsetting -- click here.
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