Creative Headline Of The Day

Atop a Reuters story about vandals trashing a "gnome forest" in Australia -- "An unknown number of attackers lopped off the heads or smashed several dozen of the pot-bellied statues this week at Gnomesville, a collection of more than a 1,000 colorful characters deep in a forest south of Perth." -- stands this fine bit of headline writing:

Gnome, Gnome on Derange.