I'm Crushed: It's Not Really Reality

What a horrible shock:

More than 700 writers marched through the Fairfax district Wednesday, showing their support for striking colleagues on the hit reality TV show "America's Next Top Model." ...

The two-hour rally coincided with the debut of the latest installment of supermodel Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model" contest, which kicked off Wednesday night on the new CW television network created by CBS Corp. and Warner Bros. Twelve writers from the show went on strike in July, saying the show's producers prevented them from joining the union. (LAT)

You mean reality shows need writers? Twelve writers? You mean they're not really real? Sigh. Time to reorder all my priorities.