Cheat-Seeking Missles

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Jack Bauer Jokes ... No, Really!

Incredible Daughter #3 frequently tells me Jack Bauer jokes. Lucky girl! I had to put up with elephant jokes when I was her age!

Here's a sampling:
  • Jack Bauer would vote for Hillary for president just so he could assassinate her.
  • If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
  • Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
  • Jack Bauer once misplaced his keys. He spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up their location.
  • When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
  • Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.
News flash: She reveals her source.