Jack Bauer Jokes ... No, Really!
Here's a sampling:
- Jack Bauer would vote for Hillary for president just so he could assassinate her.
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- Jack Bauer once misplaced his keys. He spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up their location.
- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
- Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.