Jack Bauer Jokes ... No, Really!

Incredible Daughter #3 frequently tells me Jack Bauer jokes. Lucky girl! I had to put up with elephant jokes when I was her age!

Here's a sampling:

• Jack Bauer would vote for Hillary for president just so he could assassinate her.
• If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
• Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
• Jack Bauer once misplaced his keys. He spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up their location.
• When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
• Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.
  

News flash: She reveals her source.