Next Vacation, Visit Iran!
One of the uninended consequences of becoming an insane Islamic state is that it trashes a country's tourist business. But Iran is fighting back!
Mehdi Jahangiri, director general of Iran's state-run Tourism Development Company, unveiled Iran's new tourism campaign: Iran, Land of Civilization and Friendship. Yes, that's right. Think of Iran, think of freindship; think of a nice, civilized place where mullahs gleefully apply Sharia law while manufacturing nukes. (source)
Having trouble with that slogan? Jahangiri offers another option: Iran, the Land of Wonders. Still not satisfied? How about:
Mehdi Jahangiri, director general of Iran's state-run Tourism Development Company, unveiled Iran's new tourism campaign: Iran, Land of Civilization and Friendship. Yes, that's right. Think of Iran, think of freindship; think of a nice, civilized place where mullahs gleefully apply Sharia law while manufacturing nukes. (source)
Having trouble with that slogan? Jahangiri offers another option: Iran, the Land of Wonders. Still not satisfied? How about:
- Iran: See It Before It's Radioactive
- Iran: Don't Steal Anything While Visiting or We'll Cut Off Your Hand
- Iran: Come Help Us Wipe Israel Off The Map
posted by Laer at 12:45 PM
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