"I Do." "Squeak, Squeak"

Now that it's OK for gays to marry, why not a man and two women? A man and a goat? A woman and a boy? A woman and a dolphin.

Don't go harumph over that last one. Here's Ynetnews:

An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat [Israel] on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

Tendler insists she's not a sick-o. Duly noted.

This week, a dolphin, what's next week? "Do you take this cockroach to be your lawful, married husband?"

h/t memeorandum