The Arrogance of Bad-Teethed People

If you want a bout of laughing and seething, read See Colon Backslash's psuedo-official announcement that England is taking America back.

Based on two false premises -- that we elected the wrong man president, and we are a bunch of know-nothings -- author Stuart Steedman has a sharp wit, and a sharply misdirected sense of us and the rest of the world.

A sample laugher:

The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

Hmmm. Is "Knat" an English spelling, like "bad behaviour?" Now, a sample seether:

You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.