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Saturday, May 10, 2008

What Time Is It, Kids? It's Obama Doody Time!

The Lebanon news site Now Lebanon had some white electrons to fill, so it ran Senator Barack "Howdy Doody" Obama's recent statement responding to the latest round of ruthless blood-letting by Hezbollah:
Hezbollah's power grab in Beirut has once more plunged that city into violence and chaos. This effort to undermine Lebanon's elected government needs to stop, and all those who have influence with Hezbollah must press them to stand down immediately. It's time to engage in diplomatic efforts to help build a new Lebanese consensus that focuses on electoral reform, an end to the current corrupt patronage system, and the development of the economy that provides for a fair distribution of services, opportunities and employment. We must support the implementation of UN Security Council Resolutions that reinforce Lebanon's sovereignty, especially resolution 1701 banning the provision of arms to Hezbollah, which is violated by Iran and Syria. As we push for this national consensus, we should continue to support the democratically elected government of Prime Minister Siniora, strengthen the Lebanese army, and insist on the disarming of Hezbollah before it drags Lebanon into another unnecessary war. As we do this, it is vital that the United States continues to work with the international community and the private sector to rebuild Lebanon and get its economy back on its feet. (emphasis added)
Don't you finally understand why people flock to the Great Man? What insight! What a new way to look at things! Alas, C-SM is above rude snarkiness, however, so I'll look the other way while From Beirut to the Beltway expounds:
Oh the time we wasted by fighting Hizbullah all those years with rockets, invasions of their homes and shutting down their media outlets. If only we had engaged them and their masters in diplomacy, instead of just sitting with them around discussion tables, welcoming them into our parliament, and letting them veto cabinet decisions. If only Obama had shared his wisdom with us before, back when he was rallying with some of our former friends at pro-Palestinian rallies in Chicago. How stupid we were when, instead of developing national consensus with them, we organized media campaigns against Israel on behalf of the impoverished people who voted for them.
Note: For a look at how bad it's gotten in Lebanon with Hezbollah's latest initiative, see this WaPo story.

hat-tip: memeorandum

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