Were the reconquest of North America by Mexicans -- who for the most part are just another bunch of continent-grabbers -- successful, I don't think the economy would sustain a whole lot of Absolut drinkers. Cheap mescal would be more the ticket.
Shoot, why not just paint the whole continent red and go after the Native American drunks?
If seeing the ad sends you into a drunken rage, email your protest to at Absolut's PR guy at firstname.lastname@example.org.
hat-tip Jim and Michelle Malkin