Winners! Six-Word Slogans For America

I'll keep taking votes, but it's evident that we've identified our winning entries into the Cheat-Seeking Missiles Six-Word Slogans for America. Here! They! Are!

Runner-up for best serious slogan, entered by Dave Hardy:

People climb walls to come here.

And the best serious slogan, entered by Patrick:

Free markets, free speech, free society.

Now the runner-up for best humorous slogan -- A three way tie!

• Someone has to be the grownup, entered by BA.
• Because everywhere else pretty much sucks, entered by Jimmy Walnuts.
• Knowing we don't live elsewhere? Priceless. Entered by Alan.

And the runaway winner for best humorous slogan, entered by Joe Y.:

Twenty million Mexicans can’t be wrong.

Thanks, everyone, for your entries and votes.