Mo On A Roll(ed Up Dollar Bill)
It's in the form of a faux Hil and Barack debate, and let this tidbit entice you to read the whole thing:
CLINTON: Don’t bogart the time, Barack. I’d like a hit. Carolyn, shouldn’t there be some timing device to let my young friend know when he’s going over, something that would go “BONG!”I hate to admit it, but heh.
OBAMA: I know what you’re doing, Hillary. I wasn’t born yesterday. She wants Americans to think I’m so young and green that I can only run for White House intern. It would be a stain on me to sink as low as her.
CLINTON: I don’t appreciate that crack. If you’re going to needle me, Senator —
OBAMA: In turn, I would like to reply that what this country really needs is change —
CLINTON: Change is mine now, Senator Belushi.