She ... Er, It ... Is A Real Nutcracker
The folks at Eagleview USA are playing their cards pretty close to their chest, but they appear to be rather keen on Hillary. That didn't stop them from offering up -- for just $19.95! -- this handsome Hillary nut-cracker, in its own red, white and blue box, suitable for gift-giving!
They'll even sell you a package of nuts for $4.95 and a T-shirt you can wear to advertise their wares for $16.95.
Tip to these folks: Make all the money you can make now. Once Hil gets in, she's going to squeeze your company's nut until she gets every buck she can out of it.