We're So Sorry, Mr. Schulz

The Legions of the Immoral have taken hold of Charlie Brown. What a travesty.

The award-winning (very fringy award-winning) play, Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead, casts Snoopy as God (dead, natch), Schroeder as gay, Linus as a pothead, Lucy as a pyromaniac who burned up the red-haired girl, Peppermint Patty and Marcie as alcoholic bisexual lust-bombs ... and Charlie Brown as pining for his true love -- Schroeder.

As Citizen magazine so succinctly put it, good grief.

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