Get The Gods Out Of Our Weekdays!
American government at the federal, state and local level is using these religious names for days and no one's doing anything about it! Where's the ACLU, for cryin' out loud?
I'll spare them the effort. Here are the new, separation- of- church- and- state days of the week:
Monday becomes Oneday. We're starting on Monday because starting on Sunday would have religious overtones.
Tuesday becomes Twoday, which is pretty darn handy.
Wednesday becomes Middleday. We can't call it "Threeday" because of the obvious resurrection implications.
Thursday, Fourday; Friday, Fiveday; Saturday, Sixday (or Sexday to Viagra marketers) and Sunday, Sevenday.
Breathe a sigh of relief. We are now protected from any inadvertent contact with religion.