Cheat-Seeking Missles

Thursday, November 10, 2005

X-Ray Chemical Weapons

Remember X-Ray Specs (or X-Ray Gogs), the magic glasses that would let you see through someone's clothes to the body beneath?

Well they're back, as X-Ray Chemical Weapons, the miraculous white phosphorus product that lets imperialist US forces burn poor peasants and people of color to death without damaging their clothes!

How handy! Our troops can then gather up the clothes, dispose of the charred bodies, and hand the clothes out to poor peasants and people of color to show our kindness and good will.

I just can't believe people on the Left accept the X-Ray Chemical Weapon story. But then, they believe the war's about oil and that Bush lied. Same diff.

INDC rebuts the entire white phosphorus story today, concluding with this delightful summary:
In other words, on the chemical weapons scale, WP is about as deadly as what this Marine is equipped with.