Cheat-Seeking Missles

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Politically Incorrect Monikers

CAIR must be rallying its attorneys even as you read this because this is just the sort of insensitivity towards Arabs that drives them nuts.

It turns out that the "Big Nose Bandit" who's robbed 21 banks in Southern California is a fella named Amir Hossein Saadat. Not only are the cops being insensitive about his nasal volume, they're making the incredibly biased assumption that he is, and I'm quoting here, "of Middle Eastern heritage."

He's still on the loose. If the FBI and local sheriffs know what's good for them, they'll change his monkier to "Appropriately Sized Nose Bandit."

Photo credit and story: OCRegister