Stupid, Forgetful Women for Kerry

John Kerry:
"Today, for far too many women, the American Dream seems a million miles away, because you've barely got time to sleep, and when you've barely got time to sleep, you've barely got time to dream," said Kerry, who called for a higher minimum wage, equalizing pay for men and women doing the same job and expanding the availability of healthcare.

Teresa I-Still-Use-My-Dead-Republican-Husband's-Name Kerry:
"But I don't know that [Laura Bush has] ever had a real job — I mean, since she's been grown up." (Hat tip, Blogs for Bush)

So unless you're a teacher, librarian or housewife, the Kerrys are on your side, gals! Punch that D-chad!