Cheat-Seeking Missles

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Go Crawl Under A Rock

The Earth Liberation Front claims responsibility for setting a fire that destroyed four new townhomes in Hagers Crossing Maryland. Says ELF:
"We warn all developers that the people of the Earth are prepared to defend what remains of the wild and the green." (source)
Gee. Where do you suppose the people were from who were going to live in the homes, if not the earth?

And what will the ELF defend the earth with? Gasoline bombs made from materials manufactured in plants built where it used to be wild and green! Shouldn't they be boycotting things that come from our industrial society?

And shouldn't they be boycotting their own homes and living in trees and under rocks?