The Danish Perspective
We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
On one side, you have a b!tch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a
lawyer who is married to a b!tch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge
chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?
Unfortunately, there is.