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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

UN Sex Scandal Update

Here's an update on the latest U.N. blue-helmet/blue-balls sex scandal, from today's UN press briefing:
Question: Any update on the investigation regarding the Moroccan troops involving sexual abuse in Côte d’Ivoire?

Associate Spokesperson
: There is no update for now. That work is ongoing, and once it is completed, we might have something further to say.
Might? Might? If, when the investigation is complete, the UN doesn't have something to say, why should we even bother with them?

In July, after a preliminary investigation shows “a solid basis for investigation,” Jane Holl Lute, who is Officer-in-Charge of the Department of Field Support, said,
We will not turn a blind eye to any activity anywhere. When investigations are conducted and it is demonstrated that the allegations are founded, we will take action.
Apparently, sharing that information with others might not be on the list of actions Lute intends to take.

Oh, and don't forget to note that if the allegations are true, it will be a case of Islamic men taking out their sexuality, warped and repressed by their religion, on black African women.