What's That? $1 Million Per Memory?

The NYPost reports:

Keith Richards, the Rolling Stones co-founder and lead guitarist, will soon be touring publishing houses to score a little satisfaction - and cart away a $5 million-plus deal for his autobiography.

Like the headline says, that'll be about $1 million per memory, given the holes gnawed through Richards' brain by a life of drug abuse.

And each of those memories will probably be worth about two cents.

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