Tough Break For 9/11 Conspiracy Nuts

Breaking news from AP:

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, confessed to that attack and a string of others during a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, according to a transcript released Wednesday by the Pentagon.

"I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z," Mohammed said in a statement that was read during the session, which was held last Saturday.

Thus confirming that he is a bastard of unfathomable scale who will fry for eternity in the hottest corner of Hell. Read more here.

Of course, the 9/11 conspiracies, like all conspiracies, will never die; it will just require that more and more people never divulge the truth. Now the entire staff at Guantanamo will have to never tell that Mohammed didn't really say this, it was all made up ....

Sheesh.