Cheat-Seeking Missles

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Our Crumbling Civilization: Bedding Sarah Edition

Sarah's a 29-year-old virgin and wants to put an end to that, pronto. In yet another sign of our crumbling civilization, Jane Magazine wants to help find "a prince -- or at least someone bedworthy" for this "tall blonde with a nice rack."

It wasn't that many years ago that women read Good Housekeeping because it helped them to do just that. The marital bed became the community bed with Cosmopolitan, and now Jane steps down a bit further: the magazine as pimp.

In yet another sign of the (crumbling) times, Jane has given Sarah her own blog to chronicle her quest, where we learn of her first date in the deflowering drive, "I don't think that we are a romantic fit. I just had no desire to kiss him ...."

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