Captions Outrageous

The Right Place has its new caption contest up, using this Reuters photo of Iranian president and former captive-holder Mah- I'm- in- the- moud- for- hate Ahmadinejad (rhymes with "Jeez, my shorts are crimpin' bad").

I entered with:

So if I sort-of swivel my wrist, I won't get so tired when I wave? That is very helpful, thanks be to Allah! Now, let's discuss the swimsuit competition ... should I wear a one-piece or a two-piece?

Surely you can do better!

Related Tags: Ahmadinejad, Iran, Allah, Two-piece