Oil Wars, Part II

In a much more significant development in oil wars than the recent Nigeria skirmishes, Islamofascist suicide squads have attacked the world's largest oil processing facility, in Saudi Arabia.

Fortunately, they fell short of the Abqaiq facility, going to Hell in a blaze of glorious fire, when the car-bomb they were speeding toward the facility in was fired upon and exploded.

Even the failed attack spiked oil prices by $1.50, an indication of the soundness of the terrorists' strategy.