Incongruous Juxtaposition Award

From the Moscow Times, we have a brief two-graph news item beginning with graph one:

Authorities will reserve 300,000 hospital beds in the spring to deal with a possible flu epidemic, a leading consumer rights activist said Thursday.

And ending with graph two:

Nevertheless, the public has no reason to panic about humans contracting bird flu, Dmitry Yanin, chairman of the International Confederation of Consumer Protection Organizations, told reporters at a news briefing.

I'll have chicken soup with an oriental chicken salad and a fried chicken dinner, Miss ... oh, and hold the chicken.

h/t Jim