Rule One: Lie About Being Tortured

The Al Qaeda training manual is quickly spreading around the blogosphere. Read it. It says exactly what's going on with the Guantanamo guano.

For those who might ask legitimate questions about the manual's authenticity, The Smoking Gun provides this:

The 180-page volume, seized from the Manchester, England home of a bin Laden disciple, offers jihad members guidance on subjects such as assassination, forging documents, and preparing poisons in its 18 chapters. The terrorism manual was placed into evidence last year by prosecutors during the federal trial of four men accused of involvement in the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania (the below English translation was also placed in evidence). All four defendants were convicted and sentenced to life in prison.