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Ward-of-the-state Churchill

I'd like to thank the LATimes for giving us an appropriately unflattering picture of this particularly abhorent human being.

"I'm not backing up an inch; I owe no one an apology!" declared Ward L. Churchill in an address to more than 1,000 mostly cheering students gathered at the university's Boulder campus.

No apology? Not even to the families whose loved ones you slandered? Not even the food service workers and janitors at WTC you apologized about earlier? Not even your colleagues, who you lied to in saying you are a Native American?

"Why do they hate us?" he asked sarcastically, imitating an oft-heard comment after the attacks. "How can they not hate us? Every Palestinian child shot in the head by an Israeli for throwing a rock is killed with a rifle made in the U.S. There are millions of darker-skinned people piled up in heaps ultimately for the strategic interests of the U.S."

Howard Dean, take note! Just teach this guy that Uzis aren't made in the US, and you've got your guy for 2008! He sounds like a John Kerry with feeling!