Tired Of 9/11 Conspiracies?
This one's probably been around just short of 10 years, since it involves Princess Diana's death, but it's new to me, courtesy of commenter Brettbum on Dodgeblogium:
Now wait a minute ... Bush used to drink ... probably drove drunk even ... can't stand it now ... must support MADD ... birds of a feather and all ... BUSH KILLED DIANA! IT'S OBVIOUS!! In fact, isn't that W in the photo, leaning over to look in the car? Absolutely! Undeniable!
They’ve been working for years to kill drunk drivers on the roads all around America and that was their first high profile hit in Europe, the fact that there was collateral damage just strengthened their position adding more publicity to the perils of ‘drunk driving.’
Since Diana died (and she supported MADD) it did cause a bit of a schism in the organization. Some people believed that MADD should pursue other high profile targets and others thought they should stop immediately.
There are rumors that both Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and other half baked celebrities might be on MADD’s new hit list.
Apparently, their super secret 13th level grand master slogan is “Don’t just get MADD, get EVEN.”
hat-tip: Watcher of Weasels