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Friday, November 25, 2005

Canadians Find New Ways To Hate Bush

"I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."
That's former Canadian minister of defense Paul Hellyer discussing the need for "exopolitics" -- relations with extraterrestrial civilizations whose UFOs "are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

And why is it so important to focus on exopolitics today? You have to ask? It's Bush!
"The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."
Today, Iraq, tomorrow the galaxy! And the staid, reasonable Canadians at the University of Toronto; how did they respond to Hellyer's speech? They gave it a standing ovation.

A spokesman for exopolitics summed up all their insanity:
“Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer war plans against ethical ET societies.”
Bush's actions (i.e., supporting space-based weapons for use against terrestrial threats) are on their face unethical while utterly uknown beings from who knows where are on their face ethical.

It's Bush hatred to interallactic levels.

h/t Memeorandum