Boobs For Peace

I was thinking about the boobs that participated in the Breasts Not Bombs protest (warning: link contains really ugly full public nudity), and two thoughts occured to me.

1. This is what you get from a lifetime of pot-smoking and acid-dropping. If there ever was a sound argument against legalization of drugs, it's one look at these aging Berkeley hippies.
   
   
2. Imagine if Bush were to call them tomorrow and say, "You know, you're right. It should be breasts, not bombs." Imagine them shipped lock, stock and barrel-chests to Baghdad to protest against the insurgents who kill so many, or even against the US presence. Imagine them then going to Afghanistan to continue their protest, with a stop in Saudi Arabia for good measure.
   

If they weren't promptly buried up to their necks and stoned (with real stones this time), they would be lucky. And talk about a recruiting tool for al-Qaeda! Muslims thought America was decadent before? One look at Berkeley's finest, and all sorts of people would be lining up to strap on some explosives.