The Jokes of 16-Year-Olds

Incredible daughter #2 told me two jokes the other day. I've never shared jokes with you before ... so, lighten up!

What did the cat say into the cell phone?
Can you hear me meow? [Read it out loud if you don't get it.]

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says, "Boy, it's getting hot in here!"
The other says, "YIKES! A talking muffin!"